Winners and Another Worst Date Story

Congratulations to our winners!  

Entry 19 won for the Worst Date Story.

Entry G won for the Best Date Story.

By far, the most fun I have had with this blog was emailing the good news to these two participants.

Thank you to all who have submitted, voted, and read this blog!

J You are more than welcome to continue submitting stories J

Zipping It

I have yet another story for you. This one is from a guy I went on a date with. We were talking about bad dates and he shared this with me.

A while back, he meets a really cute girl and asks her out. As part of the date, they go to see a movie. As they are walking in, he notices that his zipper is down. Instead of pulling it up in front of her, he decides to wait until the lights go down inside the movie theater.

The lights dim, and while his date is distracted by something at her right, he has his chance. He pulls up his zipper, and at the same time he is doing so, the girl sitting in front of him who has really long hair brushes her hair back over her chair. And of course, he zips her hair into his zipper. What is worse is that he can’t get it out.

Soon, his date looks back and sees him fooling with his zipper. Disgusted she asks  “What are you doing?!” This disrupts some people around them who look over. He tries to explain while struggling to free the hair. Still the locks are locked, and so he leans forward to the girl in front of him and tries to quietly inform her, “excuse me, but your hair is caught in my zipper.” Confused, the girl in front of him whips around, her hair is yanked, and she screams out. Now, everyone in the theater is looking over at them.

The girl with the long hair waits patiently while he tries and tries to release the hair, but with no avail. Finally, they decide to go get some scissors from the front desk. He climbs over the seat, and they awkwardly walk out. I would describe how that looked, but I think you can picture it pretty well yourself.

As they are walking to the front desk, who does he run into? His old Young Men’s President. “Don’t ask” is all he can say.

Thankfully, the front desk has scissors and they soon free the poor girl’s hair. Before they go back to the movie, he tells the girl “We both know that this story is going to be both yours and my most embarrassing story. You know what would make if even better? If we went out on a date.”

She accepted and he got her number.